First The Frogs, Now The Seagulls

I never found out if the matter of the frog killers was solved.  Poor frogs.  But now we have another killer on the loose.  Someone is going round shooting seagulls with a crossbow!  Now, I think that that is kind of a random weapon, but what do I know?  Nothing about killing seagulls that’s for sure.  But it’s not exactly a small and easy to handle weapon surely?  In my (admittedly very limited) experience, crossbows are kind of big.  So, we have a hunt for someone armed with a crossbow up here.  And this person is targeting seagulls.  Now I know that seagulls are a pain, but surely there is a better way to handle the problem?  But once again, what do I know?  I do know that I do not want to come across some crazy person armed with a crossbow.  Fortunately single mums do not seem to have been targeted yet.  And fortunately I cannot really be mistaken for a seagull.  But you never know.  Stranger things could have happened.

I managed to get a break from The Toddler today.  I really missed her actually.  It’s such a bizarre feeling, but I never realise quite how much I’ve missed her until I see her.  Then again, I have never spent more than a day away from her.  I might get twitchy if we were separated for any longer than that.  But it could be a while before I get to try out that theory.  She had fun though, and apparently behaved herself.  And she’s now sleeping soundly upstairs.  Bless her.  I do love her most of all when she’s fast asleep.  She’s so peaceful and cute.  Aww.  But I’m sure she’ll be up at the crack of dawn tomorrow, ready to resume Postie tormenting duties.  Assuming she hasn’t scared him off yet of course.

Oh, I almost forgot to add that Psycho definitely isn’t getting his cars back.  They shall be returning the things that he had left inside the cars to him though.  What nice bailiffs they are.  I must confess that I was thrilled by this news though.  If that makes me a bitch, then so be it.  i can live that.  At least I am not a psycho.  I assume I’m not anyway.  I don’t think I am, but I suspect Psycho would claim otherwise.  But he is slightly insane.  Hmm.  He’d make a great case study.  It’s a shame Freud isn’t around anymore.