Quite a lot has happened recently, on the Psycho front at least. He’s been busy being strange. I am of course assuming I’m normalish here. Though I’m sure most normal people would realise that if they aren’t making enough money from their shop to employ extra staff, they probably aren’t going to be able to afford to expand the business. Not Psycho. They wanted The Ex to help out if they could “afford to pay” him. This is so Psycho and The Canadian could be in their new branch. Further evidence that expansion might not be the realistic idea right now is the fact that Psycho and The Canadian are still behind with their rent. They’re being threatened with eviction now according to The Ex.
Psycho’s also getting increasingly paranoid it seems. No one is to talk about any of his crusades (the parking fine thing, council tax, bailiffs etc.) in his flat or his shop because he’s convinced MI5 have bugged him. Some idiot refusing to par parking fines is of course so in the same league as terrorism. Hmm. Psycho really would make an excellent case study. He also has this bizarre belief that when you register something, you transfer ownership of that something to the person/organisation you’re registering it with. That applies to children in his world as well. Though I didn’t think children were mere possessions to own. The Toddler is certainly her own person. As far as I’m aware slavery was abolished long ago. And wives are no longer seen as the property of their husbands either are they? Ownership of people? Hmm.
Psycho has been banned from driving for six months. This is nothing to do with road tax, or parking fines either. He was guilty of driving without insurance. Idiot. Neither of his two cars were insured.
The best thing though was the discovery that Psycho had been kicked out of the Conservative Club. I remember him being so proud when he got in there. He was bragging to me about it back when I was a student and still with The Ex. Bearing in mind I’m left wing in my political views, I was confused as to why he would think I would be impressed by this. I was of course unaware of many of his bizarre views at that time. I certainly had no idea he had me down as a designer junkie. It was his war with the local council that saw him ousted there though. Ha ha.
Psycho has also recently demonstrated his volatile temper. He wanted to change the locks to his flat, and called The Ex asking for help with this. He’d had a row with The Canadian you see, and wanted to lock her out of their flat. Her crime? She wanted a day off. Their shop is open every day of the week. They’re both in there everyday, except when Psycho has to go off to work in his old people’s home kitchen. Personally, I see no problem with her wanting a day off. Psycho on the other hand, well, in his opinion it was worth throwing her out over.
Now I have also been told by The Ex about a new fad. Whether it is or not I’m not sure because I know nothing about this, and in my opinion it sounds very strange. Some girl he works with has apparently had her eyebrows shaved off, and then tattooed back on. And another girl he works with was apparently considering it. I think it looks strange when people draw their eyebrows back on with pencil. I know it is easy to accidentally over-pluck, but drawn on eyebrows look totally naff. I suspect tattooed on eyebrows look no better? And they’ll be permanent too. Strange.
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