- Turn up half an hour early, at least. It’s essential that the person who invited you isn’t even there yet, so you are solely in the company of people who have no idea who you are.
- Turn up drunk.
- Boast about how many times you’ve already been sick.
- Insult your host’s taste in music.
- Resort to being a complete drunken loser when your host tries to get rid of you.
- Never speak to the host ever again, unless you have the opportunity to make childish, catty asides.
I really appreciated the effort you made that night K-M. Totally made my night.
No comments:
Post a Comment