Sunday, 3 March 2013

Mental Block

So, I have finally remembered to update my CV.  At last.  I want to upload it to the Universal Jobmatch website.  The problem is I need to think up a title for it.  They advise using my skills or something as a title.  The problem is I have no skills that I am aware of.  Of course I think this right now because I’m going through a really low phase again, but that’s not the point.  So far the best idea I can come up with is ‘Desperate, will do anything for money’, but I can’t put that.  And of course I’m not remotely serious about putting that.  But it’s how I’m beginning to feel.  I have to sign on again tomorrow.  Again I have to give a list of random jobs I’ve applied for with absolutely no hope of success.  I’m not flexible enough.  I don’t drive.  I don’t have the relevant experience.  At least anyone having a CV lobbed at them now will know I’m currently volunteering at one of my local charity shops.  I have a recent reference now.  Woohoo.  But this CV title thing?  I’ve been trying to come up with something all evening.  I am so crap at selling myself.  Grrr.  I wonder if just putting down ‘Waitress’ would do.  It doesn’t really do much in the way of letting anyone know about my non-existent skills.  And I’ve been advised to downplay the whole having a degree thing given the type of menial jobs I’m looking for.  It’s something I am proud of though, even if I probably won’t ever use it.  Hooray for the benefits trap.

So, if anyone comes across a CV titled ‘Desperate, will do anything for money’, it just might be me out there.

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