Well, I could barely believe it today when The Ex told me that his brother, Psycho, believed that he was being spied on by MI5. Apparently his phone is tapped and everything. Something to do with an occasional clicking sound when it’s in use? I wouldn’t know. I’m not into all this conspiracy stuff that Psycho is obsessed with. What I want to know though is what it is he’s up to. Why does he think that MI5 would be interested with him? Surely they wouldn’t be fussed with some small town idiot for refusing to pay council tax and parking fines. What is Psycho involved in? Or is he just randomly paranoid? I suspect the latter myself. But you never know. I do find the whole thing thoroughly entertaining though.
There are of course other things fuelling his suspicions. At about the same time that the clicking phone started, people started loitering in a region near to the house in which his flat is located. Hmm. Suspicious. Especially when you take into account the fact that the flat is right outside the town centre, and there is a parking zone there. Hmm. Besides, surely MI5 wouldn’t loiter outside in order to listen to a tapped phone line? Admittedly I don’t know much about these things. Hmm. I don’t know. It is all to do with his Canadian girlfriend’s phone calls to her father of course. He lives in Cuba you see, and they always joke about him “sending over the guns” or something random like that. Psycho feels so strongly about this, he feels the need to warn his own father, who lives down in London, and is apparently going a bit mad. Poor bloke, having a son trying to convince him that spies are after him. Madness.
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