I’ve been thinking that fictional men are the way to go. They don’t break your heart, and can be there whenever you want them. They exist in your head alone, so can do whatever you want them to. They’ll never leave you for someone else. They’ll never suddenly inform you that their wife is pregnant. Unless you want them to of course, but I doubt anyone would want that to be honest.
Anyhow, I am aware that that sounds a bit insane, hence me not being totally serious. That and the fact that if I do ever meet anyone I feel is worth my time the whole fictional man thing will go out the window. But anyway, for the time being I’m going to enjoy my books. I’m going to try and forget about the real men in my life who have done nothing at all to restore any faith I may have had in members of the opposite sex. I’m sick of being humiliated and taken for a fool. I am still completely mortified that I managed to get into The Situation at all.
So yeah, fictional men. Is it really wrong to fall for someone who exists only on paper and in your head? Really? And I far from ashamed to admit my ‘thing’ for Tyrion Lannister from Game of Thrones. Intelligence, it’s certainly something I like in a man. Height is less of an issue for me.
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